twitterthecomic:


*picks up rattlesnake* yo check out this weird spagehti haha *gets bited* OH MY H*CK THIS IS OUCH SPOGETYI
— Chelsea (@WeedCoffin)
January 12, 2013

twitterthecomic:

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4 weeks ago

jaclcfrost:

[puts a hand on your shoulder] you’re my friend and i love you but that pairing……..

(via catskid100)

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4 weeks ago

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via eversosilly)

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4 weeks ago

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(via departured)

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4 weeks ago

Amy Poehler (via tyra-marie)

(Source: slutsandsinners, via eversosilly)

Other people are not medicine.
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4 weeks ago

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via eversosilly)

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4 weeks ago

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via eversosilly)

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4 weeks ago

666bird:

crappy
woter
full of
fucking
been

(Source: deathclaw, via eversosilly)

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4 weeks ago

vaginal-kimchi:

t-jumblr:

knottedodyssey:

I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE

image

jesus is PISSED

it’s not FIG SEASON

he’s PREPARING TO DIE

so he curses a fucking tree.

you child.

Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.

maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS

(via eversosilly)

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